"Life is what happens while
you are busy making other plans."

John Lennon

Packaging
Why is that package so big?

Customer Service
Why is my call so important?

John Lennon's Imagine
Imagine no religion...

"Take away the right to say, 'Fuck'
and you take away the right to say
'Fuck the government.'"

Lenny Bruce

Food & Drug Administration (FDA)
Why is the FDA not worried about pills sold on late night tv?

President Barack Obama
Even an athiest has to say, God Bless Obama.

Fidel Castro & Cuba
Can we please allow travel into Cuba now?

"Better to keep your mouth closed and
let peple think you are a fool than
to open it and remove all doubt."

Mark Twain

Sport Retirement Press Conferences
Why are retiring sports heroes emotional at the press conference?

Ashley Madison
When did it become ok to cheat?

UFO
The perfect drunk story...